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Wednesday, February 9, 2011
I don't suck
I decided to read over some random blogs. Sort of a scoping out the competition thing. I've decided..... I don't suck. I'm at least witty most of the time, and I'm not going to post boring pictures of my adopted grandchildren.
Here are the best blog concepts I ran across. By best, I mean the ones that made me laugh or say what the fuck.
1. A blog written by a woman pretending to be writing as her adopted asian kid. Every other word was mommy. It was kind of creepy. I'm imagining that she was denied adoption of an asian baby, and is using her blog to maintain some twisted belief that she did in fact adopt an asian baby. This adds to the creepiness level, because there are pictures of the boy. So she is not only completely deranged, she is also stalking a 7 year old asian boy.
2. There are numerous "I'm a mother and have nothing else to talk about" blogs. These are fun, because you get to look at pictures of these children and come to your own conclusions on how they will eventually turn out.
Ex:
Morgan - You are going to be a narcisstic snobby bitch, because you grew up your entire life with your mother taking pictures of you and posting them on the internet, talking about how wonderful you are. You are two, and you aren't that cute. Get over yourself.
Wyatt - You actually might turn out to be a pretty cool kid, but only if you mother would stop making you take baths with your brother. You are old enough to skateboard, you do not need to bathe with your brother. Growing up to be cool is also dependant upon whether or not you make it to puberty, since your mother is posting bath shots of you on her blog. A blog that is open for any child predator to view and obsess over.
Wyatt's brother - You are going to hate Wyatt when you realize your parents love him more than you. You barely appear in your mother's blog, and I even forgot your name already.
Emma- I'm jealous of your 4th birthday party.
3. A blog based on the search for the best BBQ ribs in LA. ....... It's a spinoff blog.
4. OH I found the blog that #1 is stealing her asian boy pictures from. An actual mother to an adopted asian boy. (Or so she says)
5. Photography blogs..... these are fun when the vast majority of the pictures are out of focus.
6. Food blogs ...... I like food. However, these can be dangerous. When I see delicious food, I want to eat delicious food. Unfortunately, my funds only allow for cheap delicious food. McDonalds, Krystal, and Taco Bell just don't stack up.
7. I ran across a blog written by a mormon turned athiest. It want's you to "Free yourself from the Mormon lies and discover a whole new world!" This one is actually intriguing, and I've saved it for a more in depth reading at a later time.
8. Thoughts, musings and information on homebirth midwifery and natural childbirth:
A quote from this blog on the subject of friends being adoptive parents of Embryo Babies ".....our friends are the proud adopted-parents of twelve embryo babies - five are now in heaven, six are still in waiting, and one is now in their arms after more than five long years of infertility." They had to go through an actual adoption process to get 12 embryos. REALLY?! I'm sure this cost a fuck ton of money, and they had NO guarantee that they would even end up with a baby. Here is a thought, how about adopting a child that has already been born and is getting shuffled through the system and is in real need of parents. Ever think of that? Oh, I'm sorry, you wanted the gift of carrying a child to term? Fuck you!
I was going to make this a top 10 type list, but I'm getting off work in 5 minutes. So, there.
P.S. Last minute customer decides to chat and make coffee. Seriously! Leave. Just leave. Also, spell check is not cooperating, so suck it if I mispelled something.
Here are the best blog concepts I ran across. By best, I mean the ones that made me laugh or say what the fuck.
1. A blog written by a woman pretending to be writing as her adopted asian kid. Every other word was mommy. It was kind of creepy. I'm imagining that she was denied adoption of an asian baby, and is using her blog to maintain some twisted belief that she did in fact adopt an asian baby. This adds to the creepiness level, because there are pictures of the boy. So she is not only completely deranged, she is also stalking a 7 year old asian boy.
2. There are numerous "I'm a mother and have nothing else to talk about" blogs. These are fun, because you get to look at pictures of these children and come to your own conclusions on how they will eventually turn out.
Ex:
Morgan - You are going to be a narcisstic snobby bitch, because you grew up your entire life with your mother taking pictures of you and posting them on the internet, talking about how wonderful you are. You are two, and you aren't that cute. Get over yourself.
Wyatt - You actually might turn out to be a pretty cool kid, but only if you mother would stop making you take baths with your brother. You are old enough to skateboard, you do not need to bathe with your brother. Growing up to be cool is also dependant upon whether or not you make it to puberty, since your mother is posting bath shots of you on her blog. A blog that is open for any child predator to view and obsess over.
Wyatt's brother - You are going to hate Wyatt when you realize your parents love him more than you. You barely appear in your mother's blog, and I even forgot your name already.
Emma- I'm jealous of your 4th birthday party.
3. A blog based on the search for the best BBQ ribs in LA. ....... It's a spinoff blog.
4. OH I found the blog that #1 is stealing her asian boy pictures from. An actual mother to an adopted asian boy. (Or so she says)
5. Photography blogs..... these are fun when the vast majority of the pictures are out of focus.
6. Food blogs ...... I like food. However, these can be dangerous. When I see delicious food, I want to eat delicious food. Unfortunately, my funds only allow for cheap delicious food. McDonalds, Krystal, and Taco Bell just don't stack up.
7. I ran across a blog written by a mormon turned athiest. It want's you to "Free yourself from the Mormon lies and discover a whole new world!" This one is actually intriguing, and I've saved it for a more in depth reading at a later time.
8. Thoughts, musings and information on homebirth midwifery and natural childbirth:
A quote from this blog on the subject of friends being adoptive parents of Embryo Babies ".....our friends are the proud adopted-parents of twelve embryo babies - five are now in heaven, six are still in waiting, and one is now in their arms after more than five long years of infertility." They had to go through an actual adoption process to get 12 embryos. REALLY?! I'm sure this cost a fuck ton of money, and they had NO guarantee that they would even end up with a baby. Here is a thought, how about adopting a child that has already been born and is getting shuffled through the system and is in real need of parents. Ever think of that? Oh, I'm sorry, you wanted the gift of carrying a child to term? Fuck you!
I was going to make this a top 10 type list, but I'm getting off work in 5 minutes. So, there.
P.S. Last minute customer decides to chat and make coffee. Seriously! Leave. Just leave. Also, spell check is not cooperating, so suck it if I mispelled something.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
This will probably be much better when I can upload pictures and such.
This is probably the 7000th blog that I've started since I was 12. What do all of them have in common? No one reads them, and I forget about and abandon them after 2 posts. I have a livejournal out there with pictures and everything.
I should go check that out.
Anywho. So I'm going to start blogging. Hopefully since this can be accessed from work, I will keep up with it. The problem I have with blogging, is that I like to talk about my life. In the present tense. This causes a problem, because I don't tell anyone about it. Less because I'm afraid of what my friends would say, and more because they may be pissed I'm talking about them. Either way.
Another issue with my blog; spell check can only do so much. I have horrible grammatical skills, and I can't spell for shit.
Stay tuned...... no one.
I should go check that out.
Anywho. So I'm going to start blogging. Hopefully since this can be accessed from work, I will keep up with it. The problem I have with blogging, is that I like to talk about my life. In the present tense. This causes a problem, because I don't tell anyone about it. Less because I'm afraid of what my friends would say, and more because they may be pissed I'm talking about them. Either way.
Another issue with my blog; spell check can only do so much. I have horrible grammatical skills, and I can't spell for shit.
Stay tuned...... no one.
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